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In the lovely world of Freakland, there were a peoples known as the Floaties. These guys could really float up high whenever they jumped from here to there and back again. As with all lovely stories, something terrible eventually happened and the lovely world became a not so pleasant place. An interdimensional time rift was accidentally opened one day and through this very rift came an army of orcs. Very smelly orcs. From a world ruled by these most terrible of creatures. All they wanted was to destroy the Floaties and rule this new world.